Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Little tarts, they love it! The "I must sleep with you because I've been scared" - convenient isn't it, when you're both half or . Withnail: [to Withnail] Marwood: Withnail & I is in my personal Top 5 movies of all time for re-watchablity and scathing dialogue. Withnail: Hello? I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. I invented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot. There is a certain. Marwood: Withnail: General: I don't want to hear it. Marwood: You're full of Scotch, you silly tool! An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door]. Withnail: There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this f***ing mountainside! Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. [as Marwood walks past him] According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. Look at him! [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] Hello? He winces as he stretches his leg]. I don't advise a haircut, man. [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. I mean look at us! Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine. I don't know what's in here. This ain't fancy dress." Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets. Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. I could hardly piss straight with fear. Right can anybody explain the here hare here joke from withnail and I? Why don't you go back? I might fetch you up a rabbit. Locations, see. How noble in reason! Required fields are marked *. There's the supper. When I come in, I seen one the size of a fucking dog. What is it? But no man's put me down yet. Withnail: Especially that little pimp! [voiceover] "I'm gonna pull you head off." Withnail is cowering under the covers, the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch, screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning, the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. This huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. 10 quotes from Withnail and I: the Original Screenplay: 'We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell.' . "I'm going to pull your head off." Withnail: The school in fiction Poetry. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: Throw yourself into the road, darling! Monty: I must be ill. Monty: Hairs are your aerials. Withnail : Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. How noble in reason, how infinite in faculties! I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Just think of it with bacon across its back. What have you done to them? This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Tanks. Withnail: Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. You don't deserve such loyalty. Do as he says. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your f***ing appendix doesn't mean anything! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity! Burnt! You're not leaving me in here alone. Brings back such memories of Oxford. What happened to my cigar commercial? Rejuvenate? "Curse of the Superman. Do you like vegetables? And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory. The older order changeth, yielding place to new. - Washington Irving. Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. [telephoning his agent] Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Marwood: Hair are your aerials. [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] Monty: The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Withnail: Half an hour? The fuel and wood situation. Where's the aspirins? It is called a Camberwell Carrot. Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. I thought they'd all be out the back, drinking cider and discussing butter. Uncle Monty: Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. But I never really had it in my blood, and that's what's so essential, isn't it, theatrical zeal in the veins. Why can't I have an audition? What are you doing up here, then? We've got to get some booze. "Here. Richard E. Grant Is Making Self-Isolation Fun With Classic 'Withnail www.bbcamerica.com. Marwood: I don't advise a haircut, man. Ponce! Withnail: Jake: We'll be back. Withnail: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. I have just finished fighting a naked man! Listen to me, listen to me! I know you're not asleep, boy. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. I know how you feel and how difficult it is. [high-pitched voice] What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that., Flowers are essentially tarts. Haven't seen Gielgud down the labour exchange! I'm the firelighter and fuel collector. *Arrrgh*! Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. It's trying to get itself in with you, it's trying for even more advantage! You just wait. Have another look in that shed. You're not in the same boat. We get in there and get wrecked, then we eat a pork pie, then we drop a couple of Surmontil-50s each. Who is the huge spade in the bath? His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. Danny: Marwood: Bastard must have died. I recommend you smoke some more grass. For reasons I can't really discuss with you, he had to go to Jamaica. I think a drink, don't you? Rejuvenate. Marwood: Don't vent spleen on me, I'm in the same boat! Surrounded by trees and nature one feels a *glorious* stirring on the senses, a rejection of *poisonous* inhibition, and a *fecund* motion of the soul. These eels here are for his pot. Withnail: And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. withnail. Withnail: Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! Marwood: There's nothing out there except a hurricane. It's society's crime, not ours. Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Jake: withnail magazinweb. Marwood: Change down, man. Even the wankers on the site wouldn't drink that! Belongs to the fellow downstairs. God fulfils himself in many ways. It's obsessed with its gut. Withnail: Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. *I'll show the lot of you*! We're in this cottage here. What the f*** are you talking about? withnail. Withnail And I - Wikipedia en.m.wikipedia.org. Marwood: Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! Because I want to walk you to the station. I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Any minute now he's going to rush out and get into his tights. No, no, you can't. Your email address will not be published. Danny: I hope you guys like our collection. There can be no true beauty without decay. Withnail: Withnail: No you can't, I can't get my boots on when they're hot. Cos if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. Suits me. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Rubbish. Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. We want the finest wines available to humanity. move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I'm in a park and I'm practically dead. The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. Oh, you little traitors. We want to get in there, don't we? If you have any question or suggestion then just comment below or contact us. There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Precisely the reason I'm smoking it. *Aaaaarggghhhh*! Do you know, when you first came in here I knew you were a services man. Alright, we're going to have to work quickly. Forgive me, it was inconsiderate of me not to have telegrammed. [while high on drugs] Danny: Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. It's ridiculous. Just say there are a couple of drunks in the Penrith tearooms and we want them removed. Honestly. I've got a bastard behind the eyes. I've some extremely distressing news. DRIVE WITH EXTREME CARE"] Listen, I pay you 10 percent to do that. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Prostitutes for the bees. Jake: Now look, you. Withnail: Stop saying that! Sort: Relevant Newest # withnail and i # withnail and i # game of thrones cast # drunks # multimillionaires # gotcha # dave chappelle # i will # gotcha bitch [to Marwood] I've gone and fucked my brain! Are you the farmer? I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. It's those dreadful beady eyes, they stare you out. It's society's crime, not ours. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! That's politics, innit? This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. How like an angel in apprehension. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Withnail: If I ever see that silage-heap hanging about up here, I'll take the bastard axe to him. Talk:Withnail and I. Trade: Phenodihydrochloride benzorex. [casually lighting a cigarette] Marwood: Afrika Korps. You love him. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Withnail: I could take double anything you could. I might come and see you lads in the week. She said she'd closed. These aren't accidents! [a live chicken is standing on the table]. We're not from London! Danny: [looking at a newspaper] His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. Oh, Christ almighty. Now, look, you. St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. But old now, old. I say, you know what we should do? Don't be ridiculous. Danny's here. Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. Then it was a rodent. How like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! And soon, I suppose, I shall be swept away by some vulgar little tumour. Stop saying that, Withnail! Got busted coming back through Heathrow. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Withnail: What are you talking about, Danny? I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. Finally, the Withnail And I script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the Richard E. Grant movie. Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. Withnail: Withnail: You've had an audition. Monty: I'll swallow it and run a mile! The entire sink's gone rotten. All right, Miss Blennerhassett, I'm warning you, if you do, you're fired. This doll is extremely dangerous. So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. We're doing a feature for Country Life. Withnail: But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing. Monty: His sister give him the idea. Then why has my head gone numb? Withnail: We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. If you're hanging onto a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision. Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. [she still doesn't answer. What are we supposed to do with that? I'm not going to understudy anybody. Marwood: No you can't, listen to me, listen to me! It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. Withnail: Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. [smiling] Beastly, ungrateful little swine! [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch] Withnail: [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] We mean no harm! I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Here comes another fucker! Look at that, accident black spot! No, man, this was more like a long white hat. Withnail: Flowers are essentially tarts. Danny: He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. It's true, I crept the boards in my youth. I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. "In a world exclusive interview, 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: A coward you are, Withnail! Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. You fill this with piss, take this pipe down the trouser and sellotape this valve to the end of the old chap. Danny: [after having entirely covered himself in muscle embrocation to keep warm] There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Look at Geoff Woade! Withnail: Withnail: Come on, old boy. I'm gonna be a star*! Marwood: Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. Marwood: The meaning dawns on him. What the fuck are you talking about? We've just run out of wine. [ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck] Marwood: We're early. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. [ruefully] Monty: Withnail: Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! Withnail: We were wondering if we could possibly purchase a pheasant off of you. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Withnail And I. I know, I know, I still need to get the cast names in there and I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. Two out-of-work actors -- the anxious, luckless Marwood and his acerbic, alcoholic friend, Withnail -- spend their days drifting between their squalid flat, the unemployment office and the pub. Marwood: They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. reading, studying, and reflecting this history have led to this moment. [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. This is ridiculous. Monty: You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. Black puddings are no good to us. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Danny: Oh, Oxford Marwood: The police, Miss Blennerhassett. Especially that pimp! [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch]. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. You want working on, boy! [fondling the money Monty has given them to buy Wellingtons] And you'd be marvellous. Why didn't I get any soup? What is all this tactical necessity and calculated risk? [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid]. Withnail: Will it? Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E04 High Diving Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E11 Tortoise Beats Hare, [SINGING] Hare Krishna, Hare Lama Hare Krishna, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E08 Water, Water Every Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection: Volume 1 - S01E37 Frigid Hare, Looney Tunes Golden Collection V.2 - S01E13 Slick Hare.
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